i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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