she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
no you cant smoke seaweed
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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