Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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