I just cut my nipple shaving
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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