i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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