Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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