Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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