Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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