Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
