Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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