hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
soo... how was my night?
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