You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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