left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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