Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm sobbing to NWA
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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