Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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