she was so not down for the gang bang
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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