Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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