Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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