there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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