he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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