hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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