This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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