on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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