Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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