The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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