is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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