That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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