Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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