If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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