I wish they made helmets for livers.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
you never un-have a 4some
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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