Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
