if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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