windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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