It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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