id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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