when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just want nice things and good sex
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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