There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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