Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
