New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
