shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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