I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend