is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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