grinding to god bless the USA? really?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.