I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.