the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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