We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You need a sexual gate keeper
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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