David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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