How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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