Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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