He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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