You were right. It hurts to walk today.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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