I can tuck mytits in my pants
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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