Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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