he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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