i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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