did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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