i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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