So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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