Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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